I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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U only stay warm if u masturbate
that's the entire point of staying in bed and watching porn all day :D
Us Virginians are pretty fucked up sometimes...wow.
I've found my daily Jack off limit to be 6.... This allows me to go to sleep just fine, and f like a champ oif my gf comes over after work.
Cold day outside? Don't go to class stay in and watch porn!
Sounds like the perfect chill day to me!
Lol nice nice
Been there done that lol
It's best watching babies get aborted and seeing the mothers cry:D
Sad. Very sad.
Nice! And drink wine
This sounds like the perfect Sunday. This or go to church.
Watching people have sex with dead people is the BEST!
what the fuck is wrong with you?? did mommy drop you on your head when u were born?
Bring Out the Gimp.....
I agree with 1:37
Watching animals have sex is the best:)
I have so done this multiple times