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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Us Virginians are pretty fucked up sometimes...wow.
I've found my daily Jack off limit to be 6.... This allows me to go to sleep just fine, and f like a champ oif my gf comes over after work.
Lol nice nice
Sounds like the perfect chill day to me!
I agree with 1:37
=] haha
This sounds like the perfect Sunday. This or go to church.
Been there done that lol
Nice! And drink wine
It's best watching babies get aborted and seeing the mothers cry:D
Cold day outside? Don't go to class stay in and watch porn!
Bring Out the Gimp.....
Watching people have sex with dead people is the BEST!
Really Though?
what the fuck is wrong with you?? did mommy drop you on your head when u were born?
I have so done this multiple times
Sad. Very sad.
Watching animals have sex is the best:)
U only stay warm if u masturbate
that's the entire point of staying in bed and watching porn all day :D
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