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  • 97 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:53am

    Hope they don't get to excited and stick it in a toaster! :O

  • 99 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:44pm

    "From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you some pussy."

  • 94 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:52pm

    Seriously. And I know many "real" men that do call them penises. Dont hate.

  • 86 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:08pm

    yes! 40 year old virgin ftw

  • 88 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:24pm

    Um...I don't know if I'd say that.

  • 82 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:53am

    rock on Dude Its a Cock, C o c k, Cock, now open up and do they job !

  • 80 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:22am

    No real Man calls it a "Penis" thats little Bytch talk.

  • 83 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:07am

    loaner penises are awesome. don't front.

  • 83 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:18pm

    Wow, so no one thought "my penis is your hap-penis." A Marlon Brando quote from Last Tango in Paris...(and yay nerdiness!)

  • 81 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:43pm

    then again real men dont spell bitch bytch, so meh

  • 65 40
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 6, 10 at 4:50am

    BRO-MANCE OR WHAT....?

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:52am

    is it strange i find this gesture romantic?

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:33pm

    I used to have a penis... Then I became a ginger ! - Davey

  • 61 56
    Submitted by simpleplan2499 on Aug 16, 10 at 11:17pm

    Good shitttt

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:07pm

    sounds like a plan to me haha

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:36pm

    dont quote 40 year old virgin or anything..

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:54pm

    You forgot to add that this was a mass text.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by ItsKerstayy on Dec 7, 11 at 9:29pm

    Sharing is caring.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:53am

    i agree with 4:36. 40 year old virgin.