Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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