So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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