yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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