Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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I got a singing midget telegram for my birthday last year! No lie! Gotta love 'em!!!
oh 1:24am, that was funny
11:59- I prefer when the midget at least is tall enough to hit the back of my throat.
1:24 Haha fucking nice. And I love how because he fucked up on the first one and you called him out on it, he had to do it twice so no one would notice your post. Didn't fool me douchebag!
Fck that if you need a midget to make you smile your life is seriously to serious you need me in your life, I'm just sayin.
Fake smiles suck the ass of dark vader why even smile at all.
wow 10:48 your life must really suck , pull the stick out of your ass and get the hell out of Hollywood before the devil takes your soul......
12:33 really where do you live?
haha midgets are funny!
12:20 one of them disappears. U may be surprised at which 1...
At least your clear on what you want
12:33...i automatically wanna do u.
singing midgets are the way to go
Wasn't even remotely funny
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1:19.... why do you have such extreme hatred towards hats?
i'm afraid of midgets....
I think 1:52 HATEs to FUCK, and that's the reason they've been filling up all the replies like a douche. Seriously, dude, not funny.
Anyone know's a miget? I want a miget friend. Getting high/drunk with miget... I would pay extra money for that.
And anything about a midget is hilarious!
Actually, I think 1:52 is desperate for a fuck...
hey now im a midget..
I'm convinced Chelsea Handler sent this text.
i have a singing midget for u.....right in my pants!
what happens when a midget and a fat chick have sex?
Don't smile. It causes wrinkles...and lasers hurt
OMG 1.52, that's a lot of fuckin'! Ae you sore?