guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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