this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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