He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
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6:58, I didn't consider that possibility. But that's probably just because I'm a girl who loves watching football and sucking cock.
It would be a compliment since Joe Montana is the greatest quarterback ever
8:39 -- Sorry to disappoint; not a whore. The blow jobs are just for my boyfriend, who knows better than to expect one while my team is playing.
Sadly, you misheard and he actually said the "Joe Mantegna" of blowies.
7:13 -- what do you charge?
little boys who drank more than they can handle.
Any man who refers to head as a "blowie" is too young and/or immature to be getting it. That said, that's pretty high praise. Joe Montana was a stud.
11:39-- Well played, I've been thinking the same thing.
honestly a girl can call it anything she wants if she gives me head
8:53 -- so you'e not that good at it? Too bad
My vote is that 9:08 is actually a guy that wishes his girlfriend was that cool.
8:06 -- Fantastic. But my team takes precedence. Doggy is permissible during a game, because I can still see the tv. But no head.
i hope you can suck a golfball through a garden hose
10:04 -- Stop pretending to be the "best chick ever" and getting anon dudes to lust after you. Fuckin' go back to work. It's dumb whores like you that make our econ. shit.
Have a nice day!
9:36 -- Nope, just a 23-year-old girl who's bored out of her mind at work.
Let's see...Joe Montana is a guy, so I'm assuming that the "Joe Montana of blowies" means that the OP Is also a guy. Which explains why the other guys said "blowies".
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they say blowies in 'i love you man'
and thats a damn good movie
FOUR TIMES IN A ROW BEING FIRST. DYNASTYYYY!!!