I think I won the penis lottery.
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I agree penis size does matter! I went from an awesome huge one to a small one! I'm still looking for a big one again :P
..how big is a big vagina..?
dont mind my virgin-ness but isnt big hard to get in?
Dropping a pencil down a manhole. Smells about the same sometimes too.
^ made me LOL
How much is enough dick ladies?
^ Well that's just lovely, small dick.
Anyways I told someone they won the penis lottery word for word yesterday. He had an 8" dick. He was Asian.
WTF? You were with my man?
Hey 12:10AM......a bizarrely huge hallway!
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her vagin, it hang like sleeve of wizard
Your right size does matter. I HATE a big vagina!!
yeah a big vagina is also like throwing a dart through a hula hoop.
4:18 wins. hands down.
everyone else: u are boring
who doesn't hate a big vagina they're supposed to be tight not flapping
either you got a guy with a big penis, you just got a lot of penises. haha.
one million penises!
A big vagina is like feeding a tick tac to a whale
8:11 Not if he does it right and gets you wet first.
I think this is a chick who hasn't gotten a good one in a while. Not that it takes size to rock the boat right but....
12:10, you took the words right outta my mouth.
3:59 has small peepee.
You needed it, baby dick
what if i told you my penis size is over 9000
That's small. Mine is 900 trillion.
wow. this is at least the 2nd thread with people debating penis size on this website lol.
ive only had 1 big one. so i dont know what smalls like. dang it must suck. sex must be so.. not worth it with a small one!
a big vagina is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Maybe this ho got one that was covered in silver stuff, and she had to scratch it off with a dime. That's how they do lottery in the 'hood!
well i definitely won the vagina lottery
SIZE matters the only people who don't thinks so are guys with small dicks and ugly girls that will take anything...
i had a girl tell me i had a small dick once, so i rammed it in her ass and gave her the pink sock
i hope this is referring to size rather than quantity....
Meh, I'd trade it for the Powerball.
a big vag "whistles when the wind blows"