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  I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.

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• 4 times today? Watch out guys, we got a badass over here...

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 12, 12 at 5:23pm

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• Hurtin from squirtin?

  Submitted by porksword on Nov 12, 12 at 4:10pm

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• You've cum or you came. "I've came" makes me laugh derisively

  Submitted by harrypotter36 on Nov 12, 12 at 8:10pm

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• That's what astroglide is made for, well that and old ladies and lonely men...

  Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 12, 12 at 4:02pm

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• Friction-Burn sucks ass...just sayin'

  Submitted by Micholder on Nov 12, 12 at 5:46pm

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• cum*

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 12, 12 at 6:00pm

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• SHOOTING _________s

  Submitted by hitlerection on Nov 12, 12 at 4:52pm

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• I remember my first beer.

  Submitted by Pronfairy on Nov 12, 12 at 11:34pm

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• Dry as a popcorn fart

  Submitted by undrcvrmlkman on Nov 13, 12 at 8:29am

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  • What's a popcorn fart?

    Submitted by EriYoshida on Dec 6, 12 at 4:42am

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• If OP is a girl...this is sad

  Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 19, 12 at 12:08am

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• Sometimes a man's gotta take care of business.

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 12, 12 at 7:15pm

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• That's what Astroglide is for sweetie. Don't let running low on fluids stop you from having a good time!

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 18, 12 at 8:04pm

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• 4? You can't bitch 'till at least 5

  Submitted by NikkiNik on Nov 14, 12 at 3:12pm

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• LoL.... Maybe you're too old for that kind of thing then?

  Submitted by Kenyan on Jul 19, 15 at 3:27am

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