I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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