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    Submitted by ihagan15 on Dec 31, 10 at 1:09pm

    Yes, pbdude21, because god hates alcohol. The whole jesus turning water into wine must have been a mistranslation.

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    Submitted by Dangerouslymike5 on Dec 31, 10 at 10:38am

    Why?!?! Tequila loves you!

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    Submitted by itsme123 on Dec 31, 10 at 2:14pm

    God drinks with me on the weekends... Either him or the homeless guy down the street

  • Submitted by pbdude21 on Dec 31, 10 at 12:26pm

    Sucks cause your going straight to hell, God can't help you

  • Submitted by MartianVirus on Dec 31, 10 at 10:45pm

    Something tells me that's not gonna happen.

  • Submitted by smackaro on Jan 1, 11 at 12:36am

    MartianVirus... You would be so right. LOL!

  • Submitted by Emmy88 on Dec 31, 10 at 8:42pm

    Because 2010 was definetly the year tequila stopped loving you!! FYL!

  • Submitted by loverboy3209 on Dec 31, 10 at 8:20pm

    Oh shit this is in my area code let me find your ass

  • Submitted by waterdrops on Jan 1, 11 at 3:41am

    This text sounds like it's from the girl who threw up in the tequila bottle on the nightstand from the text before