i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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