it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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