he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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