yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
