Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Randomize
