So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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