I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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