Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
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stfu who cares about a typo. this text is true, everyone knows that ugly girls look better with huge sun glasses, just like ugly girls look better in their facebook profile pictures. large sunglasses are photoshop for RL, if that makes sense.
Isn't this why God invented doggiestyle?
hahaha i can see that...
'excuse me, you do mind putting a paper bag over your head? nothing personal...'
Oh, calm down, 7:18. I'm a girl, and my friends and I think the same way. There's a male equivalent to the butterface, you know.
you're the idoit who thinks wearing sunglasses on your face makes you miraculously thin
What girls are you talking about that would think wearing large sunglasses hide fat? it's on her face not her ass?
i.e. to Corey Hart a bitch
They look like Sleestaks from Land of the Lost. Now just paint them green and kick them out the door.
ever notice how your boyfriend will tell you that you look the sexiest without makeup, but whenever you put on makeup and look nice, he tells you "DAMN, YOU LOOK AMAZING, BABY!!" and is all over you?
big sunglasses are great when you dont want to wear makeup- especially when hungover and have big bags under your eyes!! :)
fuckin a girl you're not attracted to...looks bad on you!
i wore sunglasses during sex once, they started to fog up so i had to take em off mid way hahaha
GJ at being an asshole 4:39
If I see one more fucking suburbanite hipster girl in giant sunglasses, though...
coming from a guy who cant spell convince
Just say its a fetish. They will fall for that one.. Just like the, I want you from behind cause it feels so much better, but really I dont wanna look at that fugly face
1:11 make a wish you slut bitch
God I just want to say guys are assholes and pigs, or any guy who thinks like this at least.
Hahah Dallas/Fort Worth hollerrr!
and the cow goes moooo-ohhh-ohhhh-mooooo
how many texts about big sunglasses concealing someone's ugly/fat face are gonna get posted on this thing!? lol
Big sunglasses are hot on hot girls.
Big sunglasses are NOT hot on NOT hot girls.
Depends per girl; can't judge that all girls with big sunglasses are ugly.
Grow the fuck up.
hhahahah 1:11 so true
your ingnorance isnt funny. its CONVINCE.
4:03, give up the twinkie.
wow, 151 are you that stupid?
big sunglasses don't hide fat, trust me, I know.
sometimes a good wingman has to go down
This is why I love Frisco. Or I guess the Plano/McKinney/Lewisville area too.
yeah because who would ever believe that the V and F key are really close on a keyboard?
Lol oooo north Dallas, how I love u
uh, 2:36, you spelled ignorance wrong, so shut the fuck up
Would girls really wear sunglasses during sex? I don't think I ever would.
Why would you wanna fuck a chick who looks like an owl?
4:50 when he says 'without makeup" he probably means with less make up. btw caked on makeup is hideous.
4:50, well whats your boyfriend supposed to say when you where makeup? "oh, you look really ugly now?"
I would have voted for this one but you spelled covince wrong. get it together fort worth
4:03 must either be crying or getting a snack...or both.
Actually 4:03 was Farrah and she died.
big sunglasses and sundresses lol
I would never fuck a guy who can't spell 'convince,' with or without sunglasses.