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  • His dick is gonna look like it fought a cheese grater in order to swallow the house cat

    Submitted by cooterbooter on Jun 28, 13 at 7:15pm
  • Hey, at least warn the guy!

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 28, 13 at 3:12pm
  • Skin to skin or it ain't goin in.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 28, 13 at 12:00pm
  • "They call her Miss Microwave, because if you leave your meat in too long, it gets burned"

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 28, 13 at 8:58pm
  • Unless he plans to stick his dick in his lungs afterward, that won't do anything. SARS is transferred by direct contact with mucus membranes, not skin.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 29, 13 at 7:34am