i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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