drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
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I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER.
Oh my gosh, BEST TEXT ever! I laughed my ass off!
funniest thing ever!! hahaha
this is the funniest shit ever! I just cLled like 5 people and read it to them haha
best text ever! hahaha
so do you have really long balls? Or a really small penis?
I laughed my ass off because I have done the same shit before & agree that not everyone spells like an idiot....some people have to know how to spell to make a living
Lol is all i have to say
Fucking huge win
haha...oh nashville boys....
How hard is it to tell apart the frank from the beans?
No matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent sentences and not spell shit wrong. I am an incredible drunk typer... who's also done something like this
I would laugh my ass off if I was the friend hahaha
i have never laughed so hard holy shit hahaha
3:05, amen to that.
All others TFLN are gonna suck!!!
way to go nashvilllllleeeeeeeee
hey, 5:40, what does "understable" mean? lol
Hahaha. This is why I don't live in the 615 anymore. Nothing suprises me out of middle Tennessee <3
0k, that was a pretty funny text! I laughed my ass off when I read it. I realized you could categorize area codes, so of course I typed in mine, 615 and saw this shit! I couldn't believe it! FUCKIN FUNNY! (It would be even better if i knew you)
yo, stop hatin'
this is one of the funniest ones on here! LOL
laughed out sooo hard when i read this! niceeee
lol this is freakin hilarious!!!!!
Baca la va baca la va!!! Ya trick ya!!!
not everyone texts like a moron when they are drunk.
good point hahaah
haha i saw another 615er pull a similar trick @ a house party last weekend!! we saw a dude walking down the stairs with HUGE pee stain down his leg!!
so drunk u mistake ur nut from your penis...yet u didnt make one mistake in that sentence gramatically or spelling....hmmm lol
thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time
Yeh, I don't think you could be drunk enough to make a mistake like that but still write a perfectly understable text.
that must be a big nut or a small dick.
actually he did 10:39
should be i'm
and also two sentence fragments
where do you go to school?
My sentiments exactly!
cried when i read this
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! xD i started crying! xD
idk my dick is about the size of my balls when its soft.. then again i do have some pretty big nads
really small dick.... how can you mistake one of your nuts for your dick?! there should def. be a noticable size difference...
I laughed so hard that I cried when reading this.
and also he could have enter this online the next day
hence, texts from LAST night and corrected the errors if there were any
must have a small dick then
too bad this is from the book "the wackness"
yeahhh reppin the 615 bitchess!