drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
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I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER.
Oh my gosh, BEST TEXT ever! I laughed my ass off!
so do you have really long balls? Or a really small penis?
funniest thing ever!! hahaha
best text ever! hahaha
I laughed my ass off because I have done the same shit before & agree that not everyone spells like an idiot....some people have to know how to spell to make a living
this is the funniest shit ever! I just cLled like 5 people and read it to them haha
No matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent sentences and not spell shit wrong. I am an incredible drunk typer... who's also done something like this
Fucking huge win
How hard is it to tell apart the frank from the beans?
haha...oh nashville boys....
i have never laughed so hard holy shit hahaha
3:05, amen to that.
I would laugh my ass off if I was the friend hahaha
Lol is all i have to say
0k, that was a pretty funny text! I laughed my ass off when I read it. I realized you could categorize area codes, so of course I typed in mine, 615 and saw this shit! I couldn't believe it! FUCKIN FUNNY! (It would be even better if i knew you)
yo, stop hatin'
this is one of the funniest ones on here! LOL
All others TFLN are gonna suck!!!
Hahaha. This is why I don't live in the 615 anymore. Nothing suprises me out of middle Tennessee <3
good point hahaah
lol this is freakin hilarious!!!!!
haha i saw another 615er pull a similar trick @ a house party last weekend!! we saw a dude walking down the stairs with HUGE pee stain down his leg!!
hey, 5:40, what does "understable" mean? lol
laughed out sooo hard when i read this! niceeee
Baca la va baca la va!!! Ya trick ya!!!
way to go nashvilllllleeeeeeeee
not everyone texts like a moron when they are drunk.
actually he did 10:39
should be i'm
and also two sentence fragments
where do you go to school?
thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time
cried when i read this
Yeh, I don't think you could be drunk enough to make a mistake like that but still write a perfectly understable text.
idk my dick is about the size of my balls when its soft.. then again i do have some pretty big nads
My sentiments exactly!
that must be a big nut or a small dick.
so drunk u mistake ur nut from your penis...yet u didnt make one mistake in that sentence gramatically or spelling....hmmm lol
really small dick.... how can you mistake one of your nuts for your dick?! there should def. be a noticable size difference...
I laughed so hard that I cried when reading this.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! xD i started crying! xD
and also he could have enter this online the next day
hence, texts from LAST night and corrected the errors if there were any
too bad this is from the book "the wackness"
must have a small dick then
yeahhh reppin the 615 bitchess!