drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
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I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER.
Oh my gosh, BEST TEXT ever! I laughed my ass off!
this is the funniest shit ever! I just cLled like 5 people and read it to them haha
funniest thing ever!! hahaha
best text ever! hahaha
so do you have really long balls? Or a really small penis?
I laughed my ass off because I have done the same shit before & agree that not everyone spells like an idiot....some people have to know how to spell to make a living
Lol is all i have to say
How hard is it to tell apart the frank from the beans?
I would laugh my ass off if I was the friend hahaha
Fucking huge win
haha...oh nashville boys....
No matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent sentences and not spell shit wrong. I am an incredible drunk typer... who's also done something like this
i have never laughed so hard holy shit hahaha
3:05, amen to that.
All others TFLN are gonna suck!!!
way to go nashvilllllleeeeeeeee
hey, 5:40, what does "understable" mean? lol
Hahaha. This is why I don't live in the 615 anymore. Nothing suprises me out of middle Tennessee <3
0k, that was a pretty funny text! I laughed my ass off when I read it. I realized you could categorize area codes, so of course I typed in mine, 615 and saw this shit! I couldn't believe it! FUCKIN FUNNY! (It would be even better if i knew you)
laughed out sooo hard when i read this! niceeee
yo, stop hatin'
this is one of the funniest ones on here! LOL
lol this is freakin hilarious!!!!!
not everyone texts like a moron when they are drunk.
Baca la va baca la va!!! Ya trick ya!!!
good point hahaah
haha i saw another 615er pull a similar trick @ a house party last weekend!! we saw a dude walking down the stairs with HUGE pee stain down his leg!!
so drunk u mistake ur nut from your penis...yet u didnt make one mistake in that sentence gramatically or spelling....hmmm lol
thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time
that must be a big nut or a small dick.
Yeh, I don't think you could be drunk enough to make a mistake like that but still write a perfectly understable text.
actually he did 10:39
should be i'm
and also two sentence fragments
where do you go to school?
My sentiments exactly!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! xD i started crying! xD
cried when i read this
really small dick.... how can you mistake one of your nuts for your dick?! there should def. be a noticable size difference...
idk my dick is about the size of my balls when its soft.. then again i do have some pretty big nads
I laughed so hard that I cried when reading this.
must have a small dick then
and also he could have enter this online the next day
hence, texts from LAST night and corrected the errors if there were any
too bad this is from the book "the wackness"
yeahhh reppin the 615 bitchess!