drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
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I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER.
Oh my gosh, BEST TEXT ever! I laughed my ass off!
best text ever! hahaha
this is the funniest shit ever! I just cLled like 5 people and read it to them haha
funniest thing ever!! hahaha
so do you have really long balls? Or a really small penis?
No matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent sentences and not spell shit wrong. I am an incredible drunk typer... who's also done something like this
I laughed my ass off because I have done the same shit before & agree that not everyone spells like an idiot....some people have to know how to spell to make a living
How hard is it to tell apart the frank from the beans?
Fucking huge win
haha...oh nashville boys....
3:05, amen to that.
I would laugh my ass off if I was the friend hahaha
i have never laughed so hard holy shit hahaha
Lol is all i have to say
yo, stop hatin'
this is one of the funniest ones on here! LOL
All others TFLN are gonna suck!!!
0k, that was a pretty funny text! I laughed my ass off when I read it. I realized you could categorize area codes, so of course I typed in mine, 615 and saw this shit! I couldn't believe it! FUCKIN FUNNY! (It would be even better if i knew you)
Hahaha. This is why I don't live in the 615 anymore. Nothing suprises me out of middle Tennessee <3
lol this is freakin hilarious!!!!!
hey, 5:40, what does "understable" mean? lol
good point hahaah
way to go nashvilllllleeeeeeeee
haha i saw another 615er pull a similar trick @ a house party last weekend!! we saw a dude walking down the stairs with HUGE pee stain down his leg!!
not everyone texts like a moron when they are drunk.
Baca la va baca la va!!! Ya trick ya!!!
laughed out sooo hard when i read this! niceeee
cried when i read this
so drunk u mistake ur nut from your penis...yet u didnt make one mistake in that sentence gramatically or spelling....hmmm lol
actually he did 10:39
should be i'm
and also two sentence fragments
where do you go to school?
thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time
Yeh, I don't think you could be drunk enough to make a mistake like that but still write a perfectly understable text.
that must be a big nut or a small dick.
My sentiments exactly!
I laughed so hard that I cried when reading this.
idk my dick is about the size of my balls when its soft.. then again i do have some pretty big nads
really small dick.... how can you mistake one of your nuts for your dick?! there should def. be a noticable size difference...
must have a small dick then
too bad this is from the book "the wackness"
and also he could have enter this online the next day
hence, texts from LAST night and corrected the errors if there were any
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! xD i started crying! xD
yeahhh reppin the 615 bitchess!