Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Fact. The average penis is 5.7 inches long. Fact. The average vagina is seven inches deep. Fact. There are approximately 190 million vaginas in America. Conclusion- there are over thiryninehundred miles of unused pussy in America.
I want to say something sarcastic and trollish, but I just can't argue with the numbers.
If it's "stuck", it's fully used dude.
Or perhaps it was a magnum being used by an Asian midget?
she orgasmed, he didn't...
Someone went off half cocked.
@karma13 no pretty sure it's at least 6in deep. Maybe 4in was just as far as YOU could go.
It's common knowledge
Wtf... Tell me you got that from poolhall junkies
Actually, vag is closer to 4 inches deep. Which makes it even worse that you still can't hit bottom.
I bet you just have half a dick! Sucks to be her.
@pookie- you mean he orgasmed she didn't....
then he doesn't deserve to wake up in her bed....