Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Fact. The average penis is 5.7 inches long. Fact. The average vagina is seven inches deep. Fact. There are approximately 190 million vaginas in America. Conclusion- there are over thiryninehundred miles of unused pussy in America.
I want to say something sarcastic and trollish, but I just can't argue with the numbers.
If it's "stuck", it's fully used dude.
Or perhaps it was a magnum being used by an Asian midget?
she orgasmed, he didn't...
Someone went off half cocked.
@karma13 no pretty sure it's at least 6in deep. Maybe 4in was just as far as YOU could go.
It's common knowledge
Actually, vag is closer to 4 inches deep. Which makes it even worse that you still can't hit bottom.
Wtf... Tell me you got that from poolhall junkies
I bet you just have half a dick! Sucks to be her.
@pookie- you mean he orgasmed she didn't....
then he doesn't deserve to wake up in her bed....
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