I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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