a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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