My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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Sounds like he's a rug muncher
Alcohol abuse is no laughing matter ladies and gentlemen. Every day, thousands of drinks are spilled on furniture, floors, and clothes, around the world. But with just five minutes, and one conveniently duct-taped mug-hand, you too can help prevent alcohol abuse. Party on.
Sally Struthers, FTW.
I spilt beer on my croch, tell her to meet me ASAP!
Can You Say Rock Bottom Ladies and Gentlemen
Every 30 seconds after 5pm a beer, shot, cocktail or well drink is spilled. Save a drink!
nothing like a little lint in your beer.
Beer abuse is no laughing matter...
Gotta remember: there are sober kids in India. You spill, you finish dammit!
Sure it's not cum
Even conservationists go to college.
Are you sure it's beer?