47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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