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  • 6:13 and 6:17 are the exact reasons why the ENTIRE world hates Americans...... way to re-enforce the ignorant American stereotype! There has to be a reason why Canada is known globally as a friendly nation..... hmmm maybe its because we don't act we are better than everyone else. Maybe give it try sometime :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:47pm
    • um, pretty sure you just acted like you were better than america...and pretty sure Canadians brag about there healthcare all the time. nice try tho

      Submitted by steve_o66 on Jun 29, 10 at 2:31pm
  • I'm wearing a shirt right now that says I Love Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:19pm
  • canadian healthcare is unbelievably more advanced and reasonable than american healthcare. healthcare is a right, not a privilege. i love bubbles. he is the best character EVER. best show ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:20pm
  • TPB is some of the best television made in all of the world, the show however is set in a fictional trailer park in Nova Scotia (Canada) not America. Way to fuckin' funny to be American anyhow. Also the show isn't over, they are in the process of making another movie and there is an open possibility for another season.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:54pm
  • 8:41... alberta produces its own oil, canada doesnt rely on the states.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:19pm
  • also +64 is New Zealand, not England

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:42pm
  • The show is a mockumentary about a CANADIAN trailer park, this text isn't even humorous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:15pm
  • One day the USA will realize it's there "I'm American, fuck you" attitude, that makes the world over, truly despise them...hence why you put a Canadian flag on your backpack when travelling...if you even get out of your home state that is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:42pm
  • i am mostly just sad about that fact that these people have only just discovered the TPB....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:40pm
  • So "docos" is an acceptable abbreviation for documentaries?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Nobody bombed u because nobody gives a shit about Canada some people in the middle east don't even know who the hell is Canada and I bet none of u fat asses has ever been to war and seen canadians sit on their ass drinking pussy wine andn not do shiet while we defend our country what u say to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:21pm
  • CANADIANS ARE LESS OBESE THAN AMERICANS AND PEOPLE DONT CRASH PLANES INTO OUR BUILDINGS AND BOMB US YAAAAAAY FUCK AMERICA :) -a true, proud canadian, that lives in a french province and only knows how to speak ENGLISH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:01pm
  • you tell us to stop wearing your clothes and eat at your restaurants, WERE THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT ISNT ASHAMED TO BE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU SO STFU OR YOUR RECESSION WILL TURN INTO THE DEPRESSION.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Canada is excellent. They have fantastic hockey, and poutine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Would you all please get off of tfln and learn to read both a history book and a dictionary that would be much apreciated thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:52pm
  • I'm from NZ too and I don't know anyone that dislikes Canada. However, I am pleased to say that seeing as I'm not American I had no trouble grasping the humor in this txt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:10am
  • This is why I'm so unhappy that certain States are starting to get some Tim Hortons. You guys don't deserve it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 7:01 here, i say when you get back from iraq, get some grammar and spelling courses and then ill tell you what i "say to that"... being able to understand you would really help out. kaythanksugly :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Woah... don't speak for all of NZ when you say "we" hate Canada... Seriously. Guys. It was just a text about a TV show... I mean, really. Deep breaths, kay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:10am
  • @ 6:48...courage eh..maybe thats why we joined world war 1 when it started and the all mighty us of a came in with a year and a bit to go...or world war 2 when again we joined up right away and again, the 'courageous' u.s. waitied 2 and a half years....go suck on a history book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Must not be much going on in Canada since Hockey season is over, who'd have figured TFLN had so many Canucks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Well, TPB is officially ruined for every real fan. But let us take a final moment to appreciate Bubbles before every idiot ruins him for us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:34pm
  • TPB is pure Canadian white trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:12pm
  • America - Canada's underwear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Trailer Park Boys is excellent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:03am
  • Canada, america's neighbor to the north....eh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:22pm
  • @6:13... only one province in canada is "french-canadian". we have 10 provinces and 3 territories. quebec hardly has enough people in it for canada to be "mostly french bastards". fuck your american melting pot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Two words: Mustard Tiger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:46am
  • ur book prices are outrageous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:17am
  • healthcare? really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Go United states, AND GO FOOTBALL u little French fuckers who have nothing to do because it's sixty below up there so fuck Canada I think Canada should just FUCKIN DIE!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:40pm
  • stupid. is not like America at all.. idiot has never watched TPB. and have lived in Canada and America.. like both of them, people should really get over this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:36am
  • mmm poutine. canada is awesome. so is the US. can't we all just get along? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:52pm
  • I love tpb! It's over :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:49pm
  • i love the trailer park boys :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Canada sucks. Blame Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:22pm
  • anything below sixty and you die, dumbass. its actually about 85 degrees in montreal today, in canada its called 30 DEGREES BECAUSE WE HAVE CELCIUS MOTHER FUCKER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Dennys is better in Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:29pm
  • can't we all get along and just hate on australia? (Go New Zealand!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57am
  • Where my khackis... Eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:12pm
  • yes, really. canadians can private pay for procedures that aren't covered by their health plan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:06pm
  • OK, OK... America invades 3rd World countries for oil, and to protect the Free World from crazy terrorists, and Canada? Well, Canada just sits there, cursing everyone in French and bludging off the Free World.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:00am
  • If its so cold in Canada how do we get forest fires?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:49am
  • well, canada didnt get attacked by terrorists, so we MUST be doing something right. also, americans you may think were you're "hat", but really.. canada is shitting you guys out of our ass. nuff said bitchesssssss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:12pm
    • canadas so pathetic.... were like your older brother and we have to come to the rescue if anything happens to poor defenseless canada.

      Submitted by ratherbelaxxin on Jan 19, 10 at 10:54pm
      • yeah pretty sure ENGLAND is our older brother. considered they started us off 300 years ago. learn some fucking geopolitics idiot.

        Submitted by reildawg on Apr 9, 10 at 12:12am
        • that would make England your father, retard, and since England started us too, wait oh, does that mean we are like brothers? I think so. Learn some fucking geopolitics idiot.

          Submitted by steve_o66 on Jun 29, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Cmon now people both places have ups and downs let's stop fighting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Go United states, AND GO FOOTBALL u little French fuckers who have nothing to do because it's sixty below up there so fuck Canada I think Canada should just FUCKIN DIE!!!!! WOW-you define ignorance. (IG-NOR-ANCE, just in case you need help-PS, it doesn't mean rude) I would say that I am quite patriotic, but whats the point of bashing another country to prove it? You're just making yourself look like an idiot buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:37pm
  • That's ok. Not nearly as fucked up as degrassi

    Submitted by watchunoboutme on May 13, 10 at 11:44pm
  • 6:50 (way at the top), I'm pretty sure Celine Dion has been exiled from Canada and is now aging away in Vegas. Where you guys lap that shit up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:50pm
  • The only thing trailer park boys is missing is a serious tornado, that might make it a little more American, let's be real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:52am
  • Oh dear, 6.10. You expected Americans to get subtle irony? Well now that was silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:36am
  • Ignorance is a disease that plagues every country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 7:54 ftw, 8:04 kind of... dont give the us any credit, they suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:33pm
  • What a retard

    Submitted by Deschamps on Aug 17, 11 at 1:44pm
  • the world likes canada better than the states, everyone knows it so stop trying to act cool america, just because you like yourselves doesnt mean everyone else does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Trailer Park Boys is amazing!! mostly just Bubbles though

    Submitted by kwpn on Sep 15, 10 at 7:00pm
  • That show is awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:00pm
  • You are all dumb.................TPB is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Ask Arnold... he really knows how to burn the place up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:12am
  • America, Canada's hat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:44pm
  • @ 7:19, I get the reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:36pm
  • TPB is great. And set in canada. Too bad I can't find it on tv before 1am in north carolina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Canada is to America just as the extra skin around a pussy is to the vag. (unnecessary and in the way)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:17pm
  • News flash that movie has been out for a while and it's about a Canadian trailer park ,...... Yes ..... Rednecks are everywhere!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:15pm
  • The original idea for TPB was genius, Ricky and Julian were hitman for annoying animals in the park. Just think about that for a minute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Dennys is better in Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:30pm
  • "poor defenceless" Canada doesn't need your protection because the world doesn't hate us the way it hates you because were not ignorant bastards who think were the shit and everyone else sucks and the majority of our sentences are not compiled completly of the word FUCK learn to speak intellegently and stop screaming profanities and the world wouldn't look down on you so much and think you are all self absorbed bastards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:51pm
  • yes we need americans...china needs a country to loan money too....canada needs someone to supply them with oil...mexico needs a country to employ their residents...what ever helps you sleep at night bud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 9:21 you just proved that canada has a beter education system.... Thats what i say to that

    Submitted by untakenalias on Mar 26, 12 at 12:32am
  • All ur arguements suggest that Canada is a country full of pussy ass bitches that don't want to increase the betterment of their country...USA!!!

    Submitted by mcsorley on Mar 4, 10 at 10:53pm
  • In the words of Ricky: worst case onterio. fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:57am
  • why do americans hate canadians so much? i don't get this. i love canadians. some of my best friends are canadian. canada rocks. which canadian here wants to marry me so i can get the fuck outta this country?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:23am
  • canadian healthcare is the best. except when people have to go to the U.S. to pay for procedures that their government won't pay for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:30pm
  • um... trailer park boys is set in canada... jack ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:21pm
  • i hope you realize that it has never, and WILL never reach 60 below in Canada, that's impossible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:16pm
  • @ 5:34 They filmed a few episodes in the trailer park down the road from me, it was pretty sweet, Rainbow Haven is also sweet. Canada is the only country who will put up with Americas stupidity and bullshit especially with Afghanistan, I think we should have pulled out after you guys started killing our allies and your own 'accidentally'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Ricky: Hey... Dont you have some offs to fuck? Randy: Mr. Lahey, is taht you or the liquor talking? Mr. Lahey: Randy, I am the liquor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:47am
  • A lot of you need to learn how to take a joke. @12:30: Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:01am
  • @6:14, note the area code, it's like a Brit, so yeah, it's acceptable. And 6:15 is right, except it *is* hilarious, in a sad sort of way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Such a good show haha

    Submitted by lolerskates on Mar 10, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Australia, where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:11am
  • I "maple leaf" Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I LOVE the TPB's. And I'm also VERY proud to be Canadian. (:

    Submitted by StefaniaLucca on May 19, 10 at 11:28am
  • You people are fucking ignorant as hell. Clearly you dumb shits have absolutely NO sense of humor to truly appreciate TPB. You're too busy taking it up the ass or fucking your sisters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:06am
  • it's likely that many of those procedures you are referencing are elective and not life-threatening. or people just don't want to wait their turn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:42pm
  • u know what movie this reminds me of that i saw on tv recently... you guys ever see canadian bacon? lol classic movie... fuckin canadians

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:58am
  • America is making a documentary about Canada. It's called "French speaking celine dion loving dumbasses we unfortunately share a continent with, who say retarted shit like 'docos'"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Every Canadian alive today is a big fat PUSSY

    Submitted by kickbuttben on Aug 12, 11 at 6:36am
  • Trailer park boys takes place in Canada... Hence the episode about smuggling pot into America... Via toy train

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Hey now Canada kicks ass I've been caught smoking weed a few times by cops nd nothing ever happened not even a slap on the hand, how many Americans can say that? But I do have to agree fuck the french I don't know any french people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:53pm
  • 8:37, at least some of us use proper grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Let's see when the U.S. Handed over parts of Iraq for them to control, the canadiens failed horribly. We had to go back in and rescue the damn Canucks. And don't judge us all because some Americans voted a retard in for eight terms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:05pm
  • this text sucks. and so does canada.... Eh?

    Submitted by ratherbelaxxin on Jan 19, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Fuck America, Canada and NZ! Australia is the way to go :) Ah Australia ... Where the girls are hot and the beer is cold!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:29pm
    • I speak for America, Canada and NZ when I say Australians are fagots, you're beer is nothing special and if it wasn't for you're "hot girls" you'd be left with nothing.

      Submitted by newzealand on Nov 5, 10 at 12:10am
  • Anonymous said... yes we need americans...china needs a country to loan money too....canada needs someone to supply them with oil...mexico needs a country to employ their residents...what ever helps you sleep at night bud August 31, 2009 8:41PM China is the world's leading power, Canada has the second most oil in the world (not behind America), and Mexico doesn't benefit from having illegal immigrants in the US.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:00am
  • It's funny how the world supposedly hates the united states yet every intelligent person knows thy need us, it's not always ignorant, it may just be the blunt truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Trailer Park Boys is good stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:51pm
  • i've smoked BLUNTS in front of COPS in CANADA and i'm not in JAIL just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:04pm
  • lol silly socialists hoping it's only elective procedures. Also 10:42, feel free to not utilize any American inventions/fashion/food. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:57pm
  • 9:58 i can`t get over the fact that you mentioned us Canadians are benefiting from the American health care. been living under a rock for a while there have you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:48am
  • trailer park boys is fuckin hilarious...but its definitely not new

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:12am
  • Can't we all just get along?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:44pm
  • canadians can still get elective procedures (e.g. plastic surgery) in their own country they just have to pay for them with their own money..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Let's put it this way: America sucks. Canada sucks. Mexico sucks. North America, as a whole, pretty much sucks. Let's all be friends and suck in harmony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:05am
  • The United States is soooo full of themselves it doesn't matter what we "canucks" say back to them, they all have their heads to far up their own ass to hear! The world hates them, and the U.S knows it too! While traveling the world I have seen so many 'yankies" sporting Canadian flags on their back packs.... wonder why?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:28pm
  • canadians have clothes like dick heads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:05pm
  • yeah.... TPB has been out for a while. OP is a 'tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:54pm
  • If you hate the United States, fuck you. Quit going to the restaurants and stores that were created here, quit benefiting from our military action, jobs, healthcare, safety refuge. If you have a problem with the U.S., fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Best. Show. EVER. "I don't wanna be the one to say atodaso, but atodaso. I fuckin atodaso."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:39am
  • Lol @ all the yanks gettting upset and putting down Canada. I think you are just jealous of Canada for having a larger percentage of really hot women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 12:14pm
  • trailer park boys is set in a canadian trailer park and has nothing to do with "life in America." it's fucking hilarious I love that this text, which is neither humorous nor factually correct, has caused such a battle between the US and Canada. you people are fucking idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:21am
  • Ok now listen that is a fuckin lie Everything u just said the fattest city is Huntington west Virginia U r only the number one country cause the servey was in fuckin Canada and we could destroy u any time if we wanted to but we don't because we like Canada and If it wasn't for us u guys would be fuckin screwed so ask ur "prime minester" what they think of the USA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Way to be 10 years late dumbass. That show has run for 7 seasons and is over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:02am
  • Who the fuck is Arnold and it can be cold and still be fires dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:30am
  • I wrote the post, and we down here in NZ hate Canada too. I know the series is set in Canuck land, but I was using subtle irony. Something you Yankees don't understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:38am
  • A New Zealander is trying to bash on the US. THAT is amusing.

    Submitted by Apharot on Oct 7, 11 at 1:56am
  • From 6:17 to 6:47. Your just perpetuating the fact that Canadians are know the world over as a big pussy's. When God was handing out courage, Canada was cowering in it's gym locker sucking it's thumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:58pm
  • fuck canada. theyre all mostly french bastards anyway. ... FUCK FRANCE TOO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Best Health Care Canada Ranked 6 US Ranked 19 Most generous Countries Canada 12 US 18 Countries with Highest Quality of Life Canada 3 US 6 City with the highest murder rate Detroit (you win) Countries with the highest obesity rates Canada 11 US 1!!!! (for those of you calling Canadians fat!!) Most Educated Countries Canada 1 US 6 And Most well liked Countries Canada 4 US 7 enough said jerks!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Uh TPB is filmed in Canada and is not a doc on life in the US... Julian has some kinda sickness and he wants to film his remaining years.... That's the storyline..

    Submitted by nolan123 on May 8, 10 at 10:39am
  • U went overbord with football u ever been to a football game? You ever expereinced the last ten second interception to run a touchdown and score the game well I just left WVU and went to the pros and football rocks so stick that up ur fuckin cold flabby ASS!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:44pm
  • I was # 333; half way to hell. Just like Canada, half way to a real country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:27pm