your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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