living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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1:56, you don't have to be a 9, or even above a 5 to be happy seeing your ex with a beast. It's fine to get petty and bitch or send texts like this. It's normal, all women do it, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. It's good stress relief, and can even be fun. 10:51, if you don't like it, move on. I mean, it's not like there are 200 some odd pages of these.
ME TOO. she's this huge whale-person with a huge nose and greasy hair...
and i LMAO that i have someone hotter than him, even though he dumped me.
But his penis is huge and perfect.
2:22 so whenever a girl is dumped, its ALWAYS her fault? yeah go back to playing on neopets, high school boy.
Midtown or REM reference?
I was hoping it was a midtown reference...
haha my ex boyfriend left me for some girl. now theyre married with a lil girl and she totally blew up after the kid & looks like mrs puffs from sponge bob. my life its beautiful now hahahaha
9:04 is another dumb bitch. it's not about everytime a girl gets dumped, its about this retard being happy she was left for a heffer. Why don't u go argue about cell phones at a MAAD rally.
2:22 = Hysterical! Wise up. I love that.
It's obvious that the situation still troubles you. Why would you bring it up if it didnt? Sounds like someones feelings are hurt?...........hhhmmmmmm
you bitches are dumb and warped. it's not an attribute to your bravado u were left for an orca. its because ur just an intolerable cunt and fucking a pig is better than listening to ur mouth. wise up.
Actually, 10:51 is a girl, I just don't give a fuck. There are so many texts that are a lot more funny than this that I'm sure get denied by the moderators.
lol my ex from 2 years ago is dating a girl who let herself go and now weighs much more than him
Sometimes it's the little petty things in life that make us feel better.
I'm not one to sit and spin cause living well's the best revenge....
R.E.M. FTW! :D
10:58 & 10:51 MUST be men because every woman knows how GREAT it feels to see ur ex with a BEAST of a whale after u've broken up!!! yes, we Might have gotten dumped, but at least we're hot..well...hotter than the new girl.
The lamest fucking text ever.
Obviously what is posted on this site greatly affects 10:51's life... let her be haha.
and yet that "beast" is still better than being with you, eh?
Why are so many people saying this is a good night? The guy is obviously more satisfied with the BEAST