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  • 1:56, you don't have to be a 9, or even above a 5 to be happy seeing your ex with a beast. It's fine to get petty and bitch or send texts like this. It's normal, all women do it, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. It's good stress relief, and can even be fun. 10:51, if you don't like it, move on. I mean, it's not like there are 200 some odd pages of these.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:17am
  • ME TOO. she's this huge whale-person with a huge nose and greasy hair... and i LMAO that i have someone hotter than him, even though he dumped me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:58am
  • But his penis is huge and perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:40pm
  • 2:22 so whenever a girl is dumped, its ALWAYS her fault? yeah go back to playing on neopets, high school boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04am
  • Midtown or REM reference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:03am
  • haha my ex boyfriend left me for some girl. now theyre married with a lil girl and she totally blew up after the kid & looks like mrs puffs from sponge bob. my life its beautiful now hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:45pm
  • I was hoping it was a midtown reference...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:43am
  • 9:04 is another dumb bitch. it's not about everytime a girl gets dumped, its about this retard being happy she was left for a heffer. Why don't u go argue about cell phones at a MAAD rally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:21am
  • 2:22 = Hysterical! Wise up. I love that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:44am
  • It's obvious that the situation still troubles you. Why would you bring it up if it didnt? Sounds like someones feelings are hurt?...........hhhmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:01am
  • Actually, 10:51 is a girl, I just don't give a fuck. There are so many texts that are a lot more funny than this that I'm sure get denied by the moderators.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:37pm
  • you bitches are dumb and warped. it's not an attribute to your bravado u were left for an orca. its because ur just an intolerable cunt and fucking a pig is better than listening to ur mouth. wise up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:22am
  • lol my ex from 2 years ago is dating a girl who let herself go and now weighs much more than him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:27am
  • Sometimes it's the little petty things in life that make us feel better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:27pm
  • The lamest fucking text ever. Who cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I'm not one to sit and spin cause living well's the best revenge.... R.E.M. FTW! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:52am
  • 10:58 & 10:51 MUST be men because every woman knows how GREAT it feels to see ur ex with a BEAST of a whale after u've broken up!!! yes, we Might have gotten dumped, but at least we're hot..well...hotter than the new girl. toot toot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:56pm
  • and yet that "beast" is still better than being with you, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:58pm
  • 3:17 FTW. Obviously what is posted on this site greatly affects 10:51's life... let her be haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:00pm
  • Why are so many people saying this is a good night? The guy is obviously more satisfied with the BEAST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:21am