Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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