we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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