no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I could make wine with my vomit
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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