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  • Reppin the 330. This txt was a joke, everyone calm down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:40am
  • 10:37 - blue balls are a fucking painful reality, what the fuck are you talking about? I could say PMS is a myth and women just act like bitches once a month, but I won't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:57am
  • I'm the poster of this, just wanted to see what bullcrap this web site will post. I did in fact take that line from Not another Teen Movie. (330)389-2798.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:34pm
  • 1037 you hold your goddamn tongue! Blue balls are right up there with taint rash and the holocaust

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:57am
  • (608) love stuffed French toast! Bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:51pm
  • to 12:25, he did fuck himself...all over her toast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:25pm
  • oatmeal would have been a far better choice than french toast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Ah the 330, ya sure do keep it classy Ohio.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:45pm
  • cry me a river 12:25

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 8:56 - Why asleep? I'd let you do it while I'm awake and lick you clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:43am
  • i love how when a guy isn't satisfied it's his tough luck but when a woman isn't satisfied it's because the guy sucks talk about entitlement some more will you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:41pm
  • she was obviously no lady way to respect a man should have shot in her eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:44pm
  • sure 12:35, they don't actually turn blue... but it hurts nevertheless... except when you're really drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 1. Totally Justified. 2. Statistically women can't climax often from intercourse. This is karma for them giving men blue balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Blue balls are quite real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:06pm
  • soo fake and also dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:49am
  • YEAHHHHH!!!!! Total win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:40am
  • I always like when somebody just posts a joke on here meant to make people laugh, and people go fucking insane because they just take life way too seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 10:26 - He was disrespected first by receiving the blue balls of doom. The consequences were well deserved. Kudos to whomever the dude is and 9:43 - I'm sooooo down lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:34am
  • Blue balls are awful, this man was just getting his nut. Well done sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:14am
  • would you like some english cream with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:26am
  • @1:32 I agree. It scares me, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 10:13. What!!! Not another teen movie is a fucking classic!!!. Who jerked off in your french toast beeeotch..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:26am
  • It most certainly is a girl's responsibility to get a guy off once they're at a certain point. Otherwise she's just a selfish hag. If girls don't want guys to expect anything, don't get to the point where they would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Blue balls are a myth, what crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:37am
  • Blue Balls are no myth. I only suffered from this once, and it was massively, massively painful. The money shot that came as a result was fucking worth it though. And girls, don't lead a guy on, he won't expect shit. Some dudes don't possess an 'off' switch. Live safe or have a backup plan, bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:17am
  • Getting pussy, no matter what, Even if it with dirty slut, True love is what I want the most, I just jerked off in your French toast. --Not Another Teen Movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:07am
  • blue balls its not a fucking myth its annoying deserved it for not putting out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:08am
  • you're kind of a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:14pm
  • How is it disgusting? You bitches bleed on the sheets, you can't eat some cum because you were are a slut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Should have jacked on her face as she slept.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:03am
  • yarr, well played, sir!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:41am
  • that definitely never happened.. you have a really dumb sense of humor.. you are not fooling anyone.. well except for all the other high School students on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:38pm
  • it scares me the way guys talk about women when they're anonymous...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:32pm
  • How would you feel if she thought you owed her sexual favours?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Yeah if he was left with blue balls....he probably deserved it, said something stupid, did something stupid while the act was happening/about to happen. It's so easy to turn a chick off, I'm betting that's what it was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:43am
  • I remember the only time I got blue balls what an 18th birthday that was

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:30pm
  • you go dude!!!! special frosting anyone>!?!?!??! hehe been there done that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:43am
  • Blue balls don't hurt that much. Man the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:09pm
  • HAHAH. way to go man:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:02pm
  • since you said you had blue balls, one could only wish you came powder so you could call it 'confectionary sugar'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:45am
  • Way to respect a lady asshole. That is so wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:26am
  • ^ ^ maybe she thought it was icing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:31am
  • you have issues, pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:24am
  • How can you call this a bad night? That is win, my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:56am
  • ....and i bet she threw it out an made some more, it's not like a big blob of white goo wouldn't stand out on french toast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:28am
  • thats just disgusting and immature. that's why I'd piss in some guy's mouth while he's asleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:56am
  • ^^because you put icing on french toast........? no, no you dont

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:38am
  • Blue balls is a myth guys made up in order to get laid. It doesn't happen. I am a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Messing with food is not OK, but I'm not sure if women understand how truly painful blue balls can be. It's been years, but I can still recall the crotch agony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:04am
  • Easily the most creepy thing on all of TFLN. What an over-entitled coward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:48am
  • The fact some of you douche bags watch crap like "Not Another Teen Movie", is sad, but not surprising.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:13am
  • Amen to this poster. It was a well played move. And to the "ladies" on the board, clean up your fucking mouths. Don't run around being cockteases if you aren't going to finish, because karma is a bitch and you never know... if it hasn't happened already, it's a matter of time..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:03pm
  • I think it would soak up by the time she realizes it...sperm soggy toastmmmmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:43am
  • Win ! \nGirls who leave their men with blue balls give us a bad name ! She deserved it .

    Submitted by lexx21 on Sep 6, 10 at 4:09am
  • HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, clearly this is fake so stop getting all your knickers in a twist. but it's also gross. ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:56pm
  • way to steal that from Not Another Teen Movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:51am
  • Some of you people on this posting are sympathetic to the guy with blue balls. Let me remind you that women have the babies. As a female, I don't care about you and your blue balls. You're not entitled to sex even if your balls hurt. Go fuck yourself. I do understand if she got you to that point on purpose, but in the end, you're not entitled to shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Go jerk off in the shower moron, women aren't around just to get you off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:36pm
  • thats from not another teen movie, wow cant even think of something original, go back to playing neopets you lonely virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:00am
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