She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
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Reppin the 330. This txt was a joke, everyone calm down.
10:37 - blue balls are a fucking painful reality, what the fuck are you talking about?
I could say PMS is a myth and women just act like bitches once a month, but I won't.
I'm the poster of this, just wanted to see what bullcrap this web site will post. I did in fact take that line from Not another Teen Movie. (330)389-2798.
1037 you hold your goddamn tongue! Blue balls are right up there with taint rash and the holocaust
this is a valid comparison.
(608) love stuffed French toast! Bahaha
to 12:25, he did fuck himself...all over her toast
oatmeal would have been a far better choice than french toast.
Ah the 330, ya sure do keep it classy Ohio.
cry me a river 12:25
i love how when a guy isn't satisfied it's his tough luck
but when a woman isn't satisfied it's because the guy sucks
talk about entitlement some more will you
8:56 - Why asleep? I'd let you do it while I'm awake and lick you clean.
she was obviously no lady
way to respect a man
should have shot in her eye
sure 12:35, they don't actually turn blue... but it hurts nevertheless... except when you're really drunk
1. Totally Justified.
2. Statistically women can't climax often from intercourse. This is karma for them giving men blue balls.
Blue balls are quite real
and also dumb
YEAHHHHH!!!!! Total win.
I always like when somebody just posts a joke on here meant to make people laugh, and people go fucking insane because they just take life way too seriously.
10:26 - He was disrespected first by receiving the blue balls of doom. The consequences were well deserved. Kudos to whomever the dude is and 9:43 - I'm sooooo down lol
Blue balls are awful, this man was just getting his nut. Well done sir.
would you like some english cream with that
@1:32 I agree. It scares me, too.
10:13. What!!! Not another teen movie is a fucking classic!!!. Who jerked off in your french toast beeeotch..
It most certainly is a girl's responsibility to get a guy off once they're at a certain point. Otherwise she's just a selfish hag. If girls don't want guys to expect anything, don't get to the point where they would.
Blue balls are a myth, what crap.
Blue Balls are no myth. I only suffered from this once, and it was massively, massively painful. The money shot that came as a result was fucking worth it though.
And girls, don't lead a guy on, he won't expect shit. Some dudes don't possess an 'off' switch. Live safe or have a backup plan, bitch.
Getting pussy, no matter what, Even if it with dirty slut, True love is what I want the most, I just jerked off in your French toast. --Not Another Teen Movie
blue balls its not a fucking myth
deserved it for not putting out
you're kind of a douchebag.
How is it disgusting? You bitches bleed on the sheets, you can't eat some cum because you were are a slut?
Should have jacked on her face as she slept.
yarr, well played, sir!
that definitely never happened.. you have a really dumb sense of humor.. you are not fooling anyone.. well except for all the other high School students on here.
it scares me the way guys talk about women when they're anonymous...
How would you feel if she thought you owed her sexual favours?
Yeah if he was left with blue balls....he probably deserved it, said something stupid, did something stupid while the act was happening/about to happen. It's so easy to turn a chick off, I'm betting that's what it was.
I remember the only time I got blue balls what an 18th birthday that was
you go dude!!!! special frosting anyone>!?!?!??! hehe been there done that!
Blue balls don't hurt that much. Man the fuck up.
HAHAH. way to go man:)
since you said you had blue balls, one could only wish you came powder so you could call it 'confectionary sugar'
Way to respect a lady asshole. That is so wrong.
maybe she thought it was icing
you have issues, pig.
How can you call this a bad night? That is win, my friend.
....and i bet she threw it out an made some more, it's not like a big blob of white goo wouldn't stand out on french toast
thats just disgusting and immature. that's why I'd piss in some guy's mouth while he's asleep.
^^because you put icing on french toast........? no, no you dont
Blue balls is a myth guys made up in order to get laid. It doesn't happen.
I am a guy.
Messing with food is not OK, but I'm not sure if women understand how truly painful blue balls can be. It's been years, but I can still recall the crotch agony.
Easily the most creepy thing on all of TFLN. What an over-entitled coward.
The fact some of you douche bags watch crap like "Not Another Teen Movie", is sad, but not surprising.
Amen to this poster. It was a well played move.
And to the "ladies" on the board, clean up your fucking mouths. Don't run around being cockteases if you aren't going to finish, because karma is a bitch and you never know... if it hasn't happened already, it's a matter of time..
I think it would soak up by the time she realizes it...sperm soggy toastmmmmmmmmm
Win ! \nGirls who leave their men with blue balls give us a bad name ! She deserved it .
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, clearly this is fake so stop getting all your knickers in a twist.
but it's also gross.
way to steal that from Not Another Teen Movie
Go jerk off in the shower moron, women aren't around just to get you off.
Some of you people on this posting are sympathetic to the guy with blue balls. Let me remind you that women have the babies. As a female, I don't care about you and your blue balls. You're not entitled to sex even if your balls hurt. Go fuck yourself. I do understand if she got you to that point on purpose, but in the end, you're not entitled to shit.
thats from not another teen movie, wow cant even think of something original, go back to playing neopets you lonely virgin