fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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