Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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