and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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<3 Texas Girls x2
Texas girls are HOT
Girls from Texas are smokin' hot!!
He has obviously never been to Texas.
He's obviously never had a true Texan girl.=]] Im from Texas and my boyfriend is from Colorado too and he said that all the "Southern" girls up there are fake and they try too hard. Annnd he sasys I'm amazing in bed.=]]
Just curious about what constitutes "amazing"??? Could you define in regards to what???
<3 Texan girls
Hey I'm from Texas WTF
Texas girls do it best!! You obviously couldn't handle her!
Everything's bigger in Texas.
Girls that enthusiasticly enjoy sucking ur dick are s very abnormal... Or remember ladies are really good at telling u want u want to hear! Damn are we good! Ha
Perhaps you want to watch a Nina H. video about how to do a better job of things. Perhaps you need to drink more water or otherwise be better hydrated. Perhaps you would enjoy this in the shower more, so that you can rinse it real quick down your throat.
Why the FUCK would any guy say this after a girl tells him about blowjobs and enthusiasm? You like your blowie quietly and boring?!?
What's wrong with us Texas girls? I'm from H-town and i'd be happy to kick ur ass and show u what were about =)
Texas girls r the best if u say any diffrent ur a dumb ass
Texas is fucking asoume so fuck u
I'm guessing you've never been to Texas, cause most of them are hot...did you see the fiesta bowl?
No... all the fat texans were in the way
There is no puss better than a Texas girl. None. Trust me. Been there done that.
What girl enthusiastically enjoys giving blowjobs.. Come on guys think about it.. By the time we give u a blowjob.. What the hell do we get out of it.. By the time we are done.. We aren't horny anymore.. Just don't leave us down there for an hour.. ;-)
Some gals really enjoy doing that, others put up with it, others just don't do it - I don't date them for very long! Feel free to bring along a gal pal to help things along - it won't take an hour then ;-)
Obviously you haven't met many Texas girls. I was born and raised in Texas and the only thing big about me is my boobs. (oh, and I enjoy giving head.)
TXBLONDE: I would LOVE to meet up with you! Would really love to return the favor for you, many many times over ;-)
Texas girls are badass. You just can't handle them.
i'm not from tx but i've lived here awhile and can honestly say there's more fat girls here than i've ever seen anywhere else. sorry
Ughh... What's wrong with girls from Texas? I'm from Houston and there's nothing wrong with me. Jerkkkk!!!
I'll be the judge of that.
Fuck you, Texas girls are Hella hot
You just have to go to the right places in Texas. :) Not all the girls are fat and ugly. Some of them (like myself) are actually good looking. But I will admit, there are some big girls in Texas, just like in every other state.
I'm from Texas:(
Wow u Texas girls are sluts! Ur comments aren't makin u look any better
Excuse me, but TX women aren't as quick to get in with a guy as gals from other areas, like, Baltimore, for instance. Just because you might not know women who enjoy helping a man feel loved and accepted, doesn't mean that they don't exist. The best head I ever got was actually by a gal from TX - with a different gal from another state being a close 2nd place!
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only Steers and Qu__rs come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
There's a reason why Texas has won the most Miss USA pagents, just saying
Eh. If you don't want to date us, fine. There are plenty of boys who do.
When did girls become so slutty?
bout the same time they realized guys don't care about their brains.
They all say they do, but they never swallow.
the real Texas girls are a bit more classy
obviously you haven't met many of us. I was born and raised in Texas. the only thing big about me is my boobs. (oh, and I enjoy giving head)
haha full metal jacket reference. classic. and that a great question when did girls get so slutty and why don't I know any of them.
He knows it's the truth. Girls from Texas are the best.
Texas girls are the best. All the girls I know LOVE giving head. No lie. I take full advantage of it
11:37 your a slut
If by bigger you mean fatter...then yes
I've even heard from people who have only visited Texas and said the women in Texas are HOT
Texas is the best. Girls, food. Both taste delicious;)
Gah...What a slut! I'm from Texas and I am not like that! You brag about giving head? Way to advertise that you have no self-respect whatsoever. Have some class, girls.
Hey, I go down on the muff for a good 2-3 hours. Does that mean that I have no self respect? I don't think so. Perhaps I'm a cheapskate and don't like getting dental floss from the store...but, I enjoy giving a woman pleasure, because I do. Some people aren't selfish; and actually enjoy pleasing others. It's not about self-respect - it's about "doing unto others as you would have them do unto you" - some people are just very oral.
656 if everything is bigger in Texas then I would assume you are too. Hence, "reasons not to date girls from Texas".
They're all fattiessss
Heyy there.. I'm from fort worth. Not only is everything bigger in Texas, but us girls are better. If you think any different, you've never been wit usss.
I'm from Dallas Texas... we got bitches down to give out that grade A head don't worry :)
I've been all over the country and Texas has the best second to Florida period.
There are sexy Texas girls... I'm from Chicago and yeah. Definatly some good Texas ass in chi town. Not even gana lie. A little weird tho
All I'm going to say to this statement is Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, new jersey, Mississippi, alabama... Do I need to go on? And seriously girls ... If you're from Texas act like. Everyone is jealous of Texas for a reason..let's keep it that way!
Texans are amazing, and bull riders do it best ;)
I love giving blow jobs with enthusiasm! I actually just love giving blow jobs in general.