Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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