She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Check if she left through the window
Trim wash buff powder deodorant perfume. Gotta make it sparkle.
Make it shiny and I'm good.
She just expects some and didnt prepare before the blind date. Let her trim and then have some fun!
She had to poo!
I guess Chris Hansen was running late...
An HOUR to trim. Either it's really dirty or she's passed out. It's a good time to bail.
She needed time to remove the tape residue from the penis she taped to her ballsack.
at least she's cleaning it first.
It probably took her that long to pick off all the scabs!
thats just fucked up!
i don't get it?
Nobody else is gonna comment on the star wars quote here?! Wtf is this world coming to?!?!