i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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