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  • even without college, drinking ensues. it's inevitable.

    Submitted by tier on Oct 11, 10 at 11:07am
  • Yes, they will. But the score of their SAT will impact which school they will be drunk at. Ironically, I'm willing to bet there is an inverse relationship between their SAT score and how good of a party school they end up at.

    Submitted by pringlepwner on Oct 11, 10 at 6:36pm
    • that would be a foolish bet. trust me, you dont need to be a fuckin honors student to get into penn state

      Submitted by smartass94 on Oct 12, 10 at 4:43am
      • hell i did, with a 2.something gpa. but then again i got 1210 on the sat

        Submitted by StonedKoala on Oct 12, 10 at 8:19am
  • This sounds like my tenant but wrong area code.

    Submitted by dub01 on Oct 11, 10 at 12:46pm
  • I just took my SATs Saturday. For the second time. :(

    Submitted by kgraham21 on Oct 12, 10 at 12:17am
  • They need to get into the college before they can drink there

    Submitted by espo on Jul 1, 11 at 12:42am
  • Or they might NOT do that and make something of themselves.

    Submitted by Taipan on Oct 11, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Nice...

    Submitted by planks on Oct 11, 10 at 10:03am
  • and that's what's wrong with society today. college culture is destroying us.

    Submitted by funfinder571 on Oct 11, 10 at 10:35pm
  • If they don't get into college with their SATs, they can't drink in college enless you consider community college, college... Then you'll just be drunk at a job, not career, job like the others who come into work wasted from the night before. Dumb bitches.

    Submitted by jplush on Oct 11, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Yay for drinking with smart people!

    Submitted by jltc on May 2, 12 at 12:43am