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  • Submitted by tier on Oct 11, 10 at 11:07am

    even without college, drinking ensues. it's inevitable.

  • Submitted by pringlepwner on Oct 11, 10 at 6:36pm

    Yes, they will. But the score of their SAT will impact which school they will be drunk at. Ironically, I'm willing to bet there is an inverse relationship between their SAT score and how good of a party school they end up at.

    • Submitted by smartass94 on Oct 12, 10 at 4:43am

      that would be a foolish bet. trust me, you dont need to be a fuckin honors student to get into penn state

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        Submitted by StonedKoala on Oct 12, 10 at 8:19am

        hell i did, with a 2.something gpa. but then again i got 1210 on the sat

  • Submitted by kgraham21 on Oct 12, 10 at 12:17am

    I just took my SATs Saturday. For the second time. :(

  • Submitted by dub01 on Oct 11, 10 at 12:46pm

    This sounds like my tenant but wrong area code.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Oct 11, 10 at 2:10pm

    Or they might NOT do that and make something of themselves.

  • Submitted by planks on Oct 11, 10 at 10:03am


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    Submitted by espo on Jul 1, 11 at 12:42am

    They need to get into the college before they can drink there

  • Submitted by jplush on Oct 11, 10 at 10:11pm

    If they don't get into college with their SATs, they can't drink in college enless you consider community college, college... Then you'll just be drunk at a job, not career, job like the others who come into work wasted from the night before. Dumb bitches.

  • Submitted by funfinder571 on Oct 11, 10 at 10:35pm

    and that's what's wrong with society today. college culture is destroying us.

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    Submitted by jltc on May 2, 12 at 12:43am

    Yay for drinking with smart people!