im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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even without college, drinking ensues. it's inevitable.
Yes, they will. But the score of their SAT will impact which school they will be drunk at. Ironically, I'm willing to bet there is an inverse relationship between their SAT score and how good of a party school they end up at.
that would be a foolish bet. trust me, you dont need to be a fuckin honors student to get into penn state
hell i did, with a 2.something gpa. but then again i got 1210 on the sat
This sounds like my tenant but wrong area code.
I just took my SATs Saturday. For the second time. :(
Or they might NOT do that and make something of themselves.
If they don't get into college with their SATs, they can't drink in college enless you consider community college, college... Then you'll just be drunk at a job, not career, job like the others who come into work wasted from the night before. Dumb bitches.
They need to get into the college before they can drink there
and that's what's wrong with society today. college culture is destroying us.
Yay for drinking with smart people!