Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Still dying that you shit outside
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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