I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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