Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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