Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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Seems I know why he is moving, you are one crazy bitch. I hope karma pays you a visit soon.
And what's gonna happen when he realizes you're not pregnant?? HE WILL LEAVE, you stupid crazy cunt.
Unfortunately by that time she will actually be pregnant..
And then they,wonder why guys snap
Don't you dare group us all together with this dumb fuck.
Just saying bff ad a veey similar incident happen to me
Wow your sad!
You are one screwed up woman! I hope you never have children...Because they would be screwed up too!
So totally in agreement with ya peach
I hope your reproductive organs come to life punch their way out of your stomach using your ovaries and fallopian tubes as arms and lil fists
Step 1 in how this guy became an angry, bitter, douche bad! Thank you for that.
When desperation hits rock bottom
And YOU are the reason some of us guys begin to hate women
Jesus Christ... Stage 6 paycho lol
Option #3, discuss employment oppurtunities where hes moving to and see if he is up for you moving with him
Holy Christ I hope you're joking.
Shocking! Another freeloader from the number one welfare state in the union.
haha...my friend tried this and he decided to leave her anyway, but told her he still wanted to be a father to the baby. I thought it was hysterical, she had it coming. You don't mess with guys like this.
I sincerely hope her friend said no.
And when he finds out you're lying, he will leave you for good. That's karma and you deserve it. Enjoy
I hope he punches you in the stomach so hard your ovary pops.
Dumb fuckn cunt. Same old reason he is leavin.... BWN\n\nBitch\nWent\nNutz
U mad, bros?
Or be a good girl, drop everything and follow him.
psycho hose beast.
Take a hint haha no shit he is leaving