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  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:42pm
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    Was your presentation on beer? That would have been a good excuse.

  • 68 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:54pm
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    Oh sweetie... "smelt" isn't a word.

  • 56 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:58pm
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    oh god you should totally post that on textsfromlastnight.com hilarious

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:49pm
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    this has happened to me many times

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:29pm
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    11:54, oh sweetie, it's a drunk or hungover text, so expect improper grammar. and using "oh sweetie" is kind of bitchy. ;)

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:56am
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    Lucky it's only tuesday if that bothers you prof, cause tomorrow I'm gonna smell like a Russian Distillery!

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:41pm
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    I think this is my text..... LoL

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:48pm
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    oh jersey. i love it.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:40pm
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    i once gave a final on binge drinking...still drunk...

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:04pm
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    HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT! I was present for this!

  • 30 34
    Submitted by kevxster on Aug 18, 10 at 8:39pm
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    I hope it wasn't an English course!

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:58pm
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    Funny thing. Smelt is a word, just not the word for this statement.