If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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