They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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