I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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No, the guy in a cast broke off the tap and beat you with it.
You mean to say you don't tap a keg with a hammer?!?! Man, I've been doing it wrong.
I used to think blood, too. Now the meds are working.
Because you're either too young or too fucking stupid to drink beer.
Because it was the second keg of the night.
I am first
Alright fourth too just suck my cock now