oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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