you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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