Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • and you were wondering why i kept calling it a dragon after i blew my load all over it

    Submitted by lowkuss on Jan 27, 10 at 11:11pm
  • This is probably fake, I assume most (303)s are because people just use that area code because they only know it from the band 3OH! 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:20pm
    • 303 is an actual area code, it is Denver, Colorado; and I doubt that these are any more fake than any others.

      Submitted by ColoradoAnon on May 11, 10 at 4:28pm
    • the band 30h!3 got their name for the denver area code how does having a 303 area code make it fake??

      Submitted by skiszxz8 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:29am
  • Can't type c o n d i t i o n e r or c o m f o r t either. A lot of the errors are random.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:19pm
  • 303 is the main area code for Denver which is in fact where the band originated dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:33pm
  • What kind of dinosaur?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:37pm
  • We like to part. We like. We like to party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:38am
  • @7:00 and 7:02 What the fuck?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Pic or it didn't happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:42pm
  • What a coincidence, I have a dinosaur in my pants!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:26am
  • Mollie Mraz, dat you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:33pm
  • I assume it is true because it's 303 area code. As in Denver, as In Denver the last Dinosaur, he's our friend and a whole lot more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:06pm
  • 1) Dinosaurs are awesome. 2) It's not a tramp stamp unless you're a tramp. My roommate's ex-boyfriend got a tattoo on his inner thigh. Doesn't that make him MORE trampy? It's all subjective.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:00pm
  • 7:32 - what names can you call people based on religion? (besides bigot...) how irrational to get so upset not being able to call someone a f..... for no good reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:51pm
  • its gonna look even MORE realistic when she gets old.. wrinkly dinosaur, mmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:23pm
  • My jungle love...oweeeeoweeeo! I think i wanna know ya know ya!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:47am
  • So do you have it positioned so it looks like the Dino take shit when you do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:58pm
  • whoever you are, id do you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:44pm
  • Haha this reminds me of MLIA and hey. This is bot a place for politics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:13am
  • 851 - I can call them a zealot, or even a zionist in a negative form. Im not worried about calling them certain words, i hate the hypocrisy of this site. They joke about everything else but not this. It's my freedom of speech. FYi, im a minority who doesn't care about "insults"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:03pm
  • Calm the fuck down, 11:30. Just pay for sex already if you're this frustrated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:14am
  • ok how many guys think tramp stamps are hot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:05pm
  • I know someone with a fuckin ugly dinosaur tramp stamp too.. different area code though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Shut the fuck up, 12:51. I didn't vote for Obama, but just look at what Bush did to tarnish our reputation around the world, pissing off enemies and allies alike. That's much more dangerous in the long-run. Not to mention, he tripled the national debt like Reagen did!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:55am
  • its funny now. when she (or he) is old and wrinkly... then it will be hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:14am
  • 7:32, you can't type the n word either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Exacty, because you are a worthless whore of a tramp. ALlL women with tramp stamps are whores. Have some self respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck noise, noise, noise. One, two. One, two, three, four noise, noise, noise. Shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fatties smokin' blunts. Who smokes the blunts?? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin' blunts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:46am
  • I hope it was Barney with a chainsaw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:12am
  • Impossibly lame, fake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Shit, I wasn't able to do that before!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:48pm
  • 3:35. My mom has a trampdtamp of like a clada thing annd shes not a whore, shes a very nice person. U cant always asume.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm
  • "win :)" or "fail" = unoriginal trendy ass lickers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:57pm
  • 8:59 you made me laugh like hell. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:00pm
  • i have two dinosaur tattoos on my lower back. long neck and triceratops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:14pm
  • 12:51....... well said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:00am
  • A terrible mistake, or the girl of my dreams?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:02am
  • Iv been trying to think of what tattoo I should get for months.. And i honestly think iv just found it!!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:59pm
  • If this was a guy it's funny. If it was a girl then she's just a nerdy slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:05pm
  • Tramp stamp=cum catcher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:36am
  • 303 sucks. They never say anything funny but mods keep posting them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:26pm
  • 1100...glad ya liked 'em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Sounds like an oxymoron..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:46pm
  • @8:19 yus you can, see above

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:23pm
  • 12:56 is a few syllables off of a haiku.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:38am
  • My wife has 10 dinosaur tattoos! No tramp stamp though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:02pm
  • Better than the Loch Ness Monster

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Feb 6, 11 at 11:36pm
  • I am NOT a WHORE...but I like to do it! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:44am
  • 12:14, it will have the scales! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:24am
  • You are my hero....

    Submitted by batmansgotham on Aug 19, 10 at 11:41am
  • My family is in Colorado. Please tell me we can sex when I come to visit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 10 at 8:48am
  • The guy below me is a liberal piece Of shit who doesn't know politics and tries to Talk it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:56am
  • Obama gonna bankrupt this country. Bring back BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:02am
  • PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:18am
  • I call bs this is off of mall cop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:04am
  • this would be me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:00am
  • If you have a tramp stamp, you are a whore, slit, street walker, et al. Have some respect for yourself and quit whoring around. Do you think your future husband wants you to have fucked the entire Denver Broncos? Resection yourself and say no for once. Tramp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:36am