There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I wear drunk well.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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