i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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